How to make ur dog STOP barking * ANSWERED *

[NeoDeGenero]

lol i hope it is a small dog,
if you try to approach my dog, hmmm, nasty thins will happen haha

[Pai]

Ahahah...i'll break into my neigbours' houses then...
A lemon spray should be enough to silence their hyperactive dog...sweet...

wouldn't you also need an anti-biting technique? just in case it isnt the type of dog thats all bark no bite... ?:p

[mechjman]

Bouba, I thought you lived in an apartment? if so, they shouldn't even have dogs in the first place.

[zomgwtfbbq]

thanks i needed something like that, i have 4 and theyre all bitches.

[SpasTiC01]

I love you Jai, you always share these gems of wisdom with us!

You're tops

[PenPen-kun]

from experience the best way to teach someone a lesson of their own bad behaviour is to give them a taste of their own medicine. not sure if it works tho, but maybe it might although to a dog it may be strange.

1.) when the dog barks at you bark back at it louder, angrier, stronger, so powerful a bark it brings a fortified castle cowering in its moat.

2.) if dog barks and then bites, bark back and bite back? :?

[jyrds]

get the dog. bash it with a club/blunt instrument. skin it. cook it. problem solved and dinner ready. ^^