Because people like stick-figures? Also, I found something close to the tuxedo shirt I would've had, if I had time to properly prepare for my modelling, rather than just 'swish' my new scarf. The main difference is mine has some colour, but that probably won't matter anyway:
http://www.zymetrical.com/images/products/tuxedoshirt.jpgAlso, my cane(Same model, anyway)Stands about a meter high.:
http://www.getprice.com.au/images/uploadimg/650/250__1_stick1-detail.jpgAnd if you don't know how what a top-hat looks like, you lose. You lose so much.
Actually, I think I'll have that stuff with me when I get to judge.
Also, if you're having trouble coming up with alliteration for "Nathan", just use Pirate Pete. Assuming I get my own thread, that is.