If JAUWS Wrote Children's Books

[Flarey]

What if Jauws wrote children's books?? What kind of bizarre twisted stories would come of it? Well, I would very much like to find out. So please submit a story - if you can't write, or you lack the drawing skills to illustrate it, or you have no ideas, then that's all the better! Children aren't that discriminatory!

Here is my idea -

The Little Raptor That Could.

A touching tale of a happy raptor with dreams of flying. Despite all odds being against him, he tries anyway to soar to the skies by any means necessary, and learns a valuable lesson.

Submit stories for teaching children life through the internet, yes?

[godinpants]

you didnt write a story. you wrote a blurb.

i now present for your viewing pleasure, a tale based upon true happenings.

god and the unholy cockroach uprising.
its so horrific that ive presented it behind these spoiler tags, also so that you dont need this big stream of images obscuring your view of the possibility of moar thread.

[ginchan]

I like eating noodles

A boy who learns that life isn't just about eating noodles, but making them with great delicacy and care. A bestseller dedicated to children ages 24+.

[Sevion]

you didnt write a story. you wrote a blurb.

i now present for your viewing pleasure, a tale based upon true happenings.

god and the unholy cockroach uprising.
its so horrific that ive presented it behind these spoiler tags, also so that you dont need this big stream of images obscuring your view of the possibility of moar thread.

i like the cut of your guf boi! shall we all write childrens books about "the day in the life of us" now? i know i might...

[godinpants]

yes. yes you will.